Total Medals Earned: 17 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 340 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Get the best ending!
Get the worst ending...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Help clean her room!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (150/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Get a secret ending...
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Begin the Game!
Find the Cow Land
Defeat the evil king of the cows!
Rescue your long lost chicken lover!
